My baby left me an hour ago
For a used-car dealer in Toronto
I didn't think she could sink so low
I guess that anti-rust coating was a better deal than appears
And for all my tears, I guess I understand
She sold my love for a slightly-used van
She was a gold-digger right from the start
She was only with me cuz I owned a car
But her honeyed lies made their way to my heart
I thought I'd made it with her, but now I am alone
She wants a car of her own, I guess I understand
She sold my love for a slightly-used van
At least now I can have the car on nice weekends
At least now I can drive and drive 'til the road ends
At least now I can live the life of a single man but still
She sold my love for a slightly-used van
Well I hope she's happy in Toronto
With her used-car salesman gigolo
I know a way to get back at her though
I'll travel there on an airplane high aloft
I'll find her car with it's rust coating
And I'll scrape it off
That'll teach her if she thinks she can sell my love
For a slightly-used van
My baby left me an hour ago
For a used-car dealer in Toronto
But I know something she doesn't know
The van she's leaving me for is a piece of shit
I'll make sure of it, I hope she understands
She sold my love for a piece of shit van
The Australian folk-pop singer tackles deconstruction, her Christian childhood, and sexuality on her infectious sophomore album. Bandcamp New & Notable Oct 14, 2023